This epic, ridiculous and confounding space opera from the Wachowskis is so bad I almost want you to see it. Almost.
In theaters: Thursday, 5 February 2015
Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Director: Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowskii
Cast: Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Eddie Redmayne
Bob Churchillsaid on Thursday, September 03, 2015 5:30:30 PMGood grief, this movie doesn't know what it wants to be. In the meantime, Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum give off the most stilted performances I've ever seen. After this, Mila may want to consider a remake of That 70s Show called That 80s Show. This movie was beyond bad. Can you say implausible, inexplicable, beyond all scientific possibility? Can you say one of the most colossal bombs in movie history because I sure can.
Joe Allensaid on Thursday, February 26, 2015 8:48:17 PMSo this was exactly the way it looks. The Wachowskis need to get cut off from WB's purse strings. The only good movie they made was the first Matrix.
Marksaid on Wednesday, February 18, 2015 4:26:00 PMSo are the Wachowskis officially a cinematic one-hit wonder?
Dansaid on Friday, February 13, 2015 6:32:01 PMThanks, I was considering seeing this movie, now I won't have to sit through this weird mess
christian dimartino said on Wednesday, February 11, 2015 10:27:40 PMHey can you do your Oscar predictions and preferences ? I'd love to hear your thoughts
John Traylorsaid on Tuesday, February 10, 2015 8:28:09 AMWhat I can't for the life of me understand is how the Wachowskis keep getting the money to make films
Chris Zweigsaid on Sunday, February 08, 2015 8:19:09 PMI agree with you completely on "Jupiter Ascending." It wants to be "Star Wars," Star Trek" or "Gravity," and yet, it fails in that genre. It also fails in its love story. And I don't know which is worse: the dialogue, the story (which makes no sense) or Eddie Redmayne giving the worst performance of his life, following the success of "The Theory of Everything." How in the world could anyone eat popcorn or nachos and watch it at the same time without feeling sick? I wasn't running out of oxygen, I was running out of patience.